|Brendan with a gun he made.|
|Season 1, Episode 13|
|Written by||Brendan McDarby|
|Directed by||Brendan McDarby|
|Together as one||The Emergency Alien|
Brendan becomes a plumber.
[Brendan, Galapagus and Roy are having Ice cream at the Ice Cream Shop.]
Galapagus: Why is this food so cold?
Brendan: Because it’s “Ice” Cream!
Galapagus: What’s Ice?
Roy: Frozen water…
Galapagus: [Points to the ice cream.] This is frozen water?
Roy: No… It’s just the name of the food.
Galapagus: So what do you call the part under it?
Brendan: A cone…
[A spaceship comes landing in front of them… Magister Patelliday comes out of it.]
Magister Patelliday: Yes… And your friends names?
Roy: Roy Lawrence!
Magister Patelliday: Right… You’ve been selected to enter Plumber’s Academy!
[Brendan and Roy smiles, while Galapagus looks unsure about this…]
Brendan: Wow! Umm… What’s a plumber again?
Magister Patelliday: An intergalactic police officer.
Magister Patelliday: You’ll be going with Magister Hulka for this one…
Brendan: He sounds nice…
Magister Patelliday: No he isn’t, he always demands perfection…
Roy: Does he shout a lot?
Magister Patelliday: Yes…
Galapagus: Excuse me but I have to ask a question…
Magister Patelliday: Well, let’s go on board.
Brendan: Okay then! [Brendan, Roy and Galapagus walk into the ship, which flies into space.]
[On the ship, Brendan and Roy are talking about how awesome they’ll be, while Galapagus sulks, which Brendan quickly]
Brendan: You alright, Galapagus?
Galapagus: I don’t know about this Brendan, I mean what if I fail?
Brendan: You won’t!
Galapagus: [sigh.] Really?
Roy: Yeah! What can possibly go wrong?
Roy: Here we are!
Magister Hulka: STOP RIGHT THERE! HALT!
Magister Hulka: WHATS WRONG? DIDN’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP?
Magister Hulka: WELL LETS START LEARNING!
[Brendan, Galapagus and Roy are sent into a room, they are stood in front of gun parts.]
Magister Hulka: BUILD THE WEAPON! THE WEAPON IS YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Galapagus: [sighs.] I knew I’d regret this… [Begins to build his gun.]
Brendan: [Begins to build his gun.]
Roy: [Begins to build his gun.]
Galapagus: I’m done!
Brendan and Roy: So are we!
Magister Hulka: GOOD! NOW SHOOT THE TARGETS!
[The three shoot the targets, they miss some targets, which enrages Magister Hulka.]
Magister Hulka: WHY DID YOU MISS SOME OF THE TARGETS?
Galapagus: Because we haven’t used a gun before.
Magister Hulka: [Smacks Galapagus across the face.] TRY HARDER! NOOOW!
Galapagus: [Rubbing the side of his face.] Okay then…
Brendan: Are you alright Galapagus? That looked like it hurt.
Galapagus: [to himself.] This whole joining Brendan thing was such a bad idea…
[The three are in a room, they are holding fusion grenades.]
Magister Hulka: THROW THE FUSION GRENADES, NOW!
Brendan: Can we have a explanation on how this works?
Magister Hulka: JUST DO IT!
[They set their fusion grenades off, then throw it, all exploding on Magister Hulka’s badge collection.]
Magister Hulka: YOU BROKE MY BADGE COLLECTION! DO FIVE THOUSAND PUSH UPS!
[Brendan, Galapagus and Roy begin to do 5000 push ups.]
[It’s bedtime, and everyone is too hurt to sleep.]
Brendan: So… Tired…
Galapagus: I can’t feel my arms.
Roy: What arms?
Galapagus: You wouldn’t get it…
[Everyone dozes off, Magister Hulka kicks open the door and turns on the light…]
Magister Hulka: GET UP GET UP GET UUUUUUUPPPP!
Roy: Five more minutes…
Magister Hulka: GET UUUUPPP! [Pulls the blankets off of Galapagus’s Bed.]
Magister Hulka: I SAID GET UPPP! [Throws Brendan, Galapagus and Roy out of the bed and leaves.]
Brendan: Is he allowed to treat us like that?
Galapagus: I hope not…
[Brendan, Roy and Galapagus are seen walking out of the room.]
Galapagus: My bed is really uncomfortable…
Brendan: Maybe it’s because your sleeping on your back?
Galapagus: Nah… I tried sleeping like I normally do, but I can’t…
Roy: Oh right…
[Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off…]
Magister Hulka: FIRE! FIRE!
[Brendan, Galapagus and Roy come in.]
Brendan: Galapagus! Use your powers!
[Galapagus fans away the fire.]
Galapagus: Where’s Magister Hulka!
[They walk in to find Jared.]
Brendan: Did you start the fire?
Jared: Yes! [Starts another fire.]
[Brendan punches the Modelatrix and turns into Splashattack, who puts out the fire.]
[Splashattack turns back into Brendan.]
[Brendan, Galapagus and Roy walk into the room, and see that Jared has set off a nuclear bomb.]
Jared: Goodbye! [Goes into the escape pod.]
Galapagus: What do we do?
Brendan: Play pass the ball?
Roy: What? At a time like this?
[They begin to play pass the ball for 10 seconds.]
Magister Hulka: WHATS GOING ON IN HERE?
Brendan: Jared set off a bomb.
Magister Hulka: HOW DO I KNOW THAT WASN’T YOU?
Roy: We didn’t set it off…
Brendan: Hold on! [Punches the Modelatrix and turns into Cyber-Morph.]
Cyber-Morph: Galapagus: Cool the reactor down. Roy, make a hole in the bomb to show the reactor.
Galapagus: Got it! [Begins to fan the bomb.]
[Roy turns into an Arburian Pelarota, he rolls into the bomb, making a hole in it… Galapagus cools the reactor down… Cyber-Morph morphs into it, he deactivates it at 00:00:01, he de-morphs with it and turns back into Brendan.]
Galapagus: We did it!
Brendan: You were great!
Brendan: Well, let’s go back to bed!
Magister Hulka: HOLD ON! [Gives them their scores.]
Brendan: An 80?
Galapagus: A 79?
Roy: Woohoo! 98!
[Everyone glares at Roy.]
Magister Hulka: YOUR FLIGHT LEAVES AT 5! NOW GO! GOOO!
[Roy and Galapagus are seen being given Plumber’s badges by Magister Patelliday]
Magister Patelliday: You already have the Modelatrix.
[Then the trio are seen spying on people on earth, they first spy on the Mysterious Caped Man, who steals candy from a little girl, the girl bursts into tears.]
Brendan: Hmm… Mysterious Caped Man stealing candy? Nope… Nothing out of the ordinary here…
Galapagus: I made the right choice…
Roy: You sure did…
[Brendan, Galapagus and Roy laugh together.]