|Brendan at the beach.|
|Season 1, Episode 9|
|Written by||Brendan McDarby|
|Directed by||Brendan McDarby|
Brendan fights Andreas
Brendan: Sure is sunny huh?
Brendan: Wanna go to the beach?
Roy: Sure! What could possibly go wrong?
Brendan: We’re here!
[They appear at the beach.]
Brendan: What do you wanna do?
Roy: I dunno… Let’s use our alien powers!
Brendan: Good idea! [Turns into Time Man]
Time Man: Awesome! Let’s look at what happened here ages ago!
Roy: Umm… Okay then…
[He uses his powers, they see people previously playing in the sand.]
Time Man: Aww… That’s boring…
Roy: What did you expect?
Time Man: I dunno… [Turns into Brendan, who turns into Blobby.]
Blobby: This should do! Let’s see if a slime-based life form can swim!
Roy: Umm… Why?
Blobby: I dunno, because it’s fun?
Roy: Works for me!
[Blobby jumps into the water… He begins to blend with the water…]
Blobby: Whoa! [Flies back onto the sand.]
Roy: Well… That’s 0.0001% of the sea polluted. THANKS TO YOU!
Blobby: And? [Turns back into Brendan.]
Roy: And if you stayed in there you would have polluted the whole world…
Brendan: Ehehe… [Turns into Spiritus]
Spiritus: Now if you excuse me…
Roy: Brendan what are you doing?
[Spiritus goes to a little girl’s shovel, he pick it up, the girl screams and runs away.]
Roy: That was so not cool.
Spiritus: Your right, it was very cool!
[An earthquake happens.]
Spiritus: LOOK OUT!
Roy: Uh… WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A DAY WITHOUT THIS?
[A giant robot comes in the beach with Jared on his shoulder.]
Jared: MWAHAHAHHAHA! Time to die, Brendan!
Spiritus: Not if I can help it! [He flies over to the robot and punches it, it does nothing…] Why isn’t it doing anything?
Jared: This is a Techadon Robot, it’s got super strength armor!
Spiritus: Ooh… You make me so mad sometimes… [Flies back onto the ground and turns back into Brendan.]
Roy: [Turns into an Arburian Pelarota and launches himself into the Techadon Robot, this doesn’t do anything…]
Roy: AHH! HOW DO YOU EVEN DENT THIS THING?
[Brendan turns into Smashhound, who launches himself at the Techadon Robot, this still doesn’t do anything.]
Roy: How do you get stuff like that anyway?
Jared: Sorry, but I don’t know, we are simply natural.
Roy: ARGH! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN WERE DEAD?
Jared: Take the Modelatrix and rule the whole entire universe.
Smashhound: Gr…. Hn…. [Turns back into Brendan.]
Brendan: So you just want the universe?
Brendan: Then why haven’t you just asked for it?
Jared: Because they said no!
Roy: Wanna continue to fight him?
Brendan: Yeah… [Turns into Starrydactyl.]
Starrydactyl: Let’s do this! [SQUAWKS]
Roy: [Rolls into the Techadon robot. Techadon robot kicks Roy into Starrydactyl.]
Starrydactyl: Ow! Ow! More Ow!
[Starrydactyl and Roy land into the sand.]
Jared: I Don’t know what It can be but you drive me, crazy.
Roy: All your cunning tricks make us sick!
Starrydactyl: You won’t have it your own way! [Squawks!]
Random Man: They sure play too much video games.
Jared: DIE! [Techadon robot launches lasers at Starrydactyl, he dodges then quickly.]
Starrydactyl: [Discovering his energy whips] Awesome! What are these? [He decides to tie them around the Robot’s legs, the robot falls over.]
Roy: [Rolls into the Techadon robot. It explodes.]
Jared: YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! [Runs away.]
Starrydactyl: I think we have…]
Starrydactyl, Jared and Roy all make a reference to Sonic Adventure.